When you adults open your mouths about the joy of marriage, it just kind of sounds like some sorta sick commercial. In fact all I can think about when you talk is this:
“Hey girls!
Isn’t this cool?
It can eat and sleep
And comes with drool
So that when you kiss
It’s kinda like piss
But it’s better
And wetter
Try on this dude’s sweater
Hey girls
Isn’t this neat
It’s kinda like a source for heat
He’ll be with you through every storm
Dude just wants you to keep his junk warm
You’ll get to see him looking hot in his trunks
Speaking of what, if you touch it much
It’ll grow and expand
I hear these commodities are in high demand
Not only that
One of the perks
Is that it squirts
Just like a water gun
Oh wow isn’t it fun!”
No you stupid it’s called cum
Sometimes you adults are so dumb
To be able to say these nasty things are really that great
I don’t mean to hate
But you’re views are stupid
Fuck that cupid
All we kids hear these days
Is that investing in a guy really pays
So you can get married
It shouldn’t be that scary
Man them guys are kinda hairy
But you say “grow up
Stop listening to katy perry
It’s called intercourse
Just look it up in the dictionary
It’ll make you ever so gay and merry!
No I didn’t mean that kind of gay”
Is what you’ll then say
“It doesn’t pay
At the end of the day
To be that kind of gay
If you think a girl should get you high as well
Really the media just wants to sell
All this shit about being Bi?
Nice try
What a pathetic excuse for a relationship
Go get some drugs and take a trip
Isn’t that what you children always do
Whenever you get sad and blue
All these kids with their emo drip
Should just die and jump off a cliff”
What is a bitch who cant ride a dick
What is a dude
Who can’t provide food
What is a slut
Who can’t get a guy to nut
A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet
I’m tried
I’m beat
Maybe I should stop thinking
And go the fuck to sleep